Bigfoot Is Real
He was last seen wandering around the outskirts of Bexar County, Texas. Might Bigfoot have headed down south after spending the fall in Minnesota? That's the speculation amongst the international community of Bigfootologists after a game trail camera set up by some hunters near Remer, MN, captured this almost undeniable proof of the Sasquatch's existence. He is out there, people.
Oh that's just Linda, making her way back to Manitoba from New Mexico so she can feed her little cubs from the dumpster.
Everything is Biggerfoot in Texas
Everything is Bigfooter in Texas
(I couldn't decide.)
Can't they just run over it with a monster truck?
Is it's warbling call all that different than Balk's?
Haha you're all wrong! Bigfoot lives behind the furnace in my parents basement. He's been there since I was 7 and he lives on the little marshmallows from your hot chocolate packets.
Oh you guys outta quit that's just ol' Del on his way home after that party Jed n' them threw. Y'all should know better, he's been wearing the same costume every Halloween since 1963.
Looks like a guy wearing a khaki ball cap under a dark hood. Shoot to kill!
I call bullshit. This is Texas we're talking about, and we're supposed to believe that they just set up a fucking camera on a tripod, like a bunch of candy-ass liberal homos, instead of a motion-activated assault rifle guaranteed to Bring The Pain?
Pull the other one.
Minnesota, guys, Minnesota. Up near Bemidji, where Paul Bunyan hangs with Babe the Blue Ox. Looks like he's got a new furry fellow to mess with, out in them thar woods.
Oh. I'M an idiot. The word "Texas" is featured in the post above, though. Have to give me that.
Also, the Minnesotans would just bake him a pie or something, amiright?
He's just Bigboned, guys.
I wonder if that has anything to do with his terrible posture.
Didn't his excellent autobiographies provide enough proof?
http://www.amazon.com/Me-Own-Words-Autobiography-Bigfoot/dp/091639784X/