I know you people are obsessed with Bigfoot, so I want to share this frightening report that he was spotted somewhere outside of San Antonio, Texas. His whereabouts are presently unknown, although it is possible he is hiding in Rick Perry's hair.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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Does it like carp?
Bigfoot Skewers.
Let's convince them it was actually Obama (shouldn't be too difficult.."he takes away your guns so he can eat deer unfettered"). Secession is sure to quickly follow.
*a note to Choire on the period outside of parentheses: I've read that if the clause inside the parentheses is independent then the period goes inside, otherwise it stays out. Confirmation or denial, anyone?
Maybe Bigfoot was given a sobriety test. Explains the footprint patterns.
Lovely. The Times takes Perry halfway seriously. Fracking Jackass. And then Bukkakes me with a quote from my assinine Con Law prof, Lino G. Sigh. Can you imagine how even bitchier Choire's morning posts would be if he had to wake every morning and read whatever crap Perry said the day before (ahem, Tom Ford........)? Kisses from hell gang. Go Kinky!
That wasn't Big Foot, that was your run o' the mill Texan after lunch at Luby's. Instant knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, obese, facial haired soccer mom ordering the Luanne Plate.
Cintra? Girl, you dropped in and left without so much as a howdy. Poor form little wheat-grass! But as Abe would say, good job slaughtering the civilians but missing the target.
Bigfoot walks in a straight line? I don't think so.