"A new study expands on the finding that sleep duration is linked to weight gain as researchers discovered the consistency of bedtime and wake time can also influence body fat. Brigham Young University exercise science professor Bruce Bailey studied more than 300 women from two major western U.S. universities over the course of several weeks and found that those with the best sleeping habits had healthier weights."
"Can weekend 'recovery sleep' make up for too little sleep during the work week? According to new research, not so much." But given how terrible people are in general, even the well-rested ones, maybe it is for the best if everyone walks around bleary-eyed and inattentive until we all fall into the tiny holes in the ground that we're bound to wind up in at the end anyway.
I don't want to stress you out or anything, but is there a possibility that you might die in your sleep tonight? Yes. Yes there is.
"The key to a perfect night's sleep is going to bed at exactly 10pm, wearing pyjamas and enjoying a cup of tea beforehand, according to a poll."
"A new study shows that when people, in this case college students, are sleepy they are more likely to think about how events could have turned out differently and ponder how situations could have been better. Depending on the outcome, they may blame others and even seek revenge."
"'This paper clearly confirms the suspicion that sleep can occur in parts of the brain when the rest of the brain is awake—that's what we see in the clinic,' says Mark Mahowald, director of the Minnesota Regional Sleep Disorders Center in Minneapolis. Sleepwalking is the best example of how such simultaneous mixtures of wakefulness and sleep can result in complex behaviours, he adds." —Nature reports on a study conducted by University of Wisconsin neuroscientist Guilio Tononi that discovered localized pockets of the sort of slow-wave brain activity previously thought to be absent during waking hours. "Call it a cortical blink," says David McCormick, a neurobiologist at Yale. "Just a [...]
The question "Could a low-salt diet help stop you snoring?" might just as easily be phrased as "Is life with a low-salt diet worth living?" although I suppose the answers to those questions would be wildly at odds.
"New research shows that sleep deprivation affects facial features such as the eyes, mouth and skin, and these features function as cues of sleep loss to other people. Researchers discovered that the faces of sleep-deprived individuals were perceived as having more hanging eyelids, redder eyes, more swollen eyes and darker circles under the eyes."
Do you lay awake some nights with the pillow clamped over your eyes to keep out the light from the streets, your breath labored as you try to set the racing thoughts at bay, listing numbers very slowly and almost drifting off before an errant fear jumps to the front of the line in your consciousness and snaps you back awake? Do you sigh to yourself and resume the slow count, knowing that it won't really work but trying all the same, because what else are you going to do, it's way too early to call it morning and you're already in short supply of sleep because everything you [...]
Apparently you can learn stuff in your sleep. I am always trying to figure out which Hemsworth brother is which, so if someone can arrange to help me get that sorted during naptime, super!
What is the sleepiest state? The one I'm in right now! No, seriously, I have been tossing and turning for the last couple of days, and this weather certainly isn't helping. Man, now I want a nap.
You cannot cheat Sleep, and you cannot make it up to him: "Turns out, folks who get less than seven hours a night have accelerated aging in the brain, according to a study published last week in the journal Sleep. Their cognitive function is on par with someone who is three to seven years older. Surprisingly, getting too much sleep — more than nine hours a night — also appears to be linked to speeding the brain’s aging process."
Speaking of Sleep, which I have apparently decided is a man, it is also affected by being burned out (also known as "exhaustion syndrome.")
Having a hard time getting people to do sex to you? Maybe you should be sleeping more.
Researchers claim to have found the first proof that getting a regular eight hours a night really does make you appear healthier and more attractive.
When untrained observers were shown photographs of the faces of volunteers who had been deprived of sleep, they judged them to be less healthy and less attractive than photographs of the same volunteers when well-rested.
Your head is full of garbage and sleeping helps you clear some of it out so you can go ahead and fill it with even more garbage when you wake up, over and over until you die, says Science.
Your Body Is Waking You In The Middle Of The Night To Tell You Something's Wrong, And Also You Might As Well Go To The Bathroom Now That You're Up
Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night for no reason? Maybe you're dying! Here's a bunch of shit to worry about.
"Do you sleep like a log? Or are you more of a yearner, a freefaller or a foetal? The position you choose while sleeping reveals a startling amount about your personality, according to body language expert Robert Phipps. Mr Phipps has identified four positions and says the foetal – most favoured by worriers – is by far the most common." —I guess it's no dumber than astrology.
"Investigators also discovered that staying awake for one complete night reduced the amount of energy used by the body when resting. This suggests that when we are sleep deprived we are likely to eat more calories because we are hungrier. This alone might cause us to gain weight over time. However sleep loss also means we burn off fewer calories which adds to the risk of gaining weight."
Is it possible that we've completely rewritten our understanding of how people have always lived? Sure it is! In 2001, historian Roger Ekirch of Virginia Tech published a seminal paper, drawn from 16 years of research, revealing a wealth of historical evidence that humans used to sleep in two distinct chunks.
His book At Day's Close: Night in Times Past, published four years later, unearths more than 500 references to a segmented sleeping pattern—in diaries, court records, medical books and literature, from Homer's Odyssey to an anthropological account of modern tribes in Nigeria.
TWO SLEEP SHIFTS A DAY! So I'm accidentally doing it right!