Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

Subway Rat Goes Big

There's a rat. The intercom woman speaks: "The next stop is 47th–50th Streets, Rockefeller Center." The rat is walking in your direction. The train across the platform—other way—is about to leave. "Stand clear of the closing doors, please." The rat is trotting like a wolf. A loud clattering sound: A suitcase down the stairs? Repairs? The rat doesn't care. The rat is galloping. The rat is here. The rat bites. Get off my subway platform, human. Your time is over.

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TATAbox (#249,918)

Let me be the first to cast doubt on this alleged attack. We never actually see the rat biting the kid. Sensationalist nonsense!

-rat lover

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