Monday, July 14th, 2014

Dog Maligned

Tom Junod, noted potential fucker of hot forty-two-year-old women, on the American pit bull crisis:

Every year, American shelters have to kill about 1.2 million dogs. But both pro- and anti-pit-bull organizations estimate that of these, anywhere from 800,000 to nearly 1 million are pit bulls. We kill anywhere from 2,000 to 3,000 pit bulls a day. They are rising simultaneously in popularity and disposability, becoming something truly American, a popular dog forever poised on the brink of extermination.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Mr. Junod, Esquire Writer-At-Large, Renaissance Man, Humanist, would also consider fucking 42-year-old dogs and advocates fewer women being euthanized.

carpetblogger (#306)

Views of 42 year old women on the fuckability of 55 year old men were not immediately available.

217331877@twitter (#282,374)

Dude should *really* stick to the dog beat, as opposed to the "fuckable women" beat.

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