Awl pal Matthew J.X. Malady weighs in on what the cognoscenti refer to as Balk's Law, or the idea that everything you hate about The Internet is actually everything you hate about people.
I question any "Balk's Law" that doesn't involve shorts, but you'll tell me that's subsumed within Universal Suckitude.
I don't think that first N in "congnoscenti" is supposed to be there, but maybe I'm missing a joke.
"This party sucks."
"It's not that party that sucks, it's the people who make up the party who suck. Hey, why did you throw a drink in my face?!"
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