Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

Prudish Child Files Suit

"The elderly residents of a Long Island nursing home saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs when they were subjected a low-rent Chippendale’s striptease in the facility’s rec room, a new lawsuit claims.

The son of one resident — 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood — was shocked when he showed up for a visit and found a picture of his mom stuffing dollar bills — which are supposed to be locked away in her commissary account — into a dancer’s briefs."

She can't do what she wants with her singles? Come on now.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

I would like to know if "the son of one resident" is 85 years old and named Bernice.

jfruh (#713)

"saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs"

So wait, they oldsters were literally playing shuffleboard on the sculpted torsos of the exotic dancers? Kinky!


pissy elliott (#397)

Can I move into this nursing home now? I'm ready for hotties and easily chewable food.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

Think of your future, Bernice!

ejcsanfran (#489)

Isn't this the plot for "Magic Mike 2"?

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