Thursday, April 24th, 2014

Nobody Gets Enough Sleep, Okay?

Yeah, listen up, hectoring Englishman: Everyone is sleep deprived. We live in a world of shiny devices flashing bright lights at us twenty-four hours a day. We are constantly being buzzed at on the phones we carry around with us like security blankets by inconsiderate friends or employers. Our background noise is rich women calling each other effing b's on the giant television screens we always have running to drown out the oppressive sounds of silence. Even our chewing gum has caffeine in it. So yes, we're all tired. Don't try to make us feel like shit because maybe we miss a couple of things on your stupid observation tests. I don't care what color the bus is anyway. You know what? Go fuck yourself. I'm going back to bed. [Via]

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KarenUhOh (#19)

You woke me up for this? I was having a dream about the bus changing colors and the building disappearing.

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

What is it with everyone obsessing over sleep lately? Between this video (which has more to do with "change blindness" than sleep, by the way) and WNYC's annoying promo with one of their many high-pitched white dude voices saying, "I sleep so so so so so badly," like WTF? You want to sleep more, drink more brown liquor or smoke more pot or whatever.

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