That’s right. It’s the true sign of spring in New York! It’s the time that Whole Foods starts carrying Happy Tree Maple Water, “never heated early season maple water wild-harvested from the Catskill Mountains.” At about $6 for ten ounces, the unheated leakings of trees are dispensed far and near. The contents? Water, and some sugar. Tree sugar. “Happy Tree Maple Water is gathered using a fully sustainable tapping system, which causes no harm to our old-growth trees. Our product is always wild-harvested using only the best, clearest, and tastiest maple water,” let it be known. Get some for little Tanlines and Eurydice today!