Thursday, March 13th, 2014

You Slept With Too Many Men At Work, And Other Reasons Why You Ladies Are Single

Show Susan Patton a career girl who thinks she’ll find the man of her dreams at the office, and she’ll show you a future “old lady with cats.” “Women tend to be attracted to men at work who are older than they are and more senior,” she says. “When those love affairs end — and they almost always end — it’s the junior-position woman who is forced to find a new job or remain there feeling awkward.” Besides, you shouldn’t be “fishing off the company pier,” anyway.

That person who called you all whores a year ago is back with a whole book of whore-calling! Damn she really has it in for cats too.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Here is a woman who is a published author, is notoriously in the press for her arcane and Pollyannish views, yet has no Wikipedia page (wherein I intended to learn that she married someone from her workplace).

She does not actually exist.

jfruh (#713)

"says the 50-something divorcée"

justaguy (#247,321)

All chauvinism aside, sleeping with coworkers is a terrible idea, and hopefully a mistake that we all make once in our early twenties and never again.

@justaguy Check! (late twenties, but whatever)

theheckle (#621)

@justaguy Never again…In our early twenties. There are so many more decades in which to make the mistake.

laurel (#4,035)

I plan on getting old and having pets regardless of relationship status.

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