Rat Big

It seems like if you live in a place where they make rat traps this big, you should not be surprised by the presence of massive rats. But what do I know? Nothing. The whole fucking world is a mystery by which I am constantly befuddled and surprised, even when it involves something as simple as rat-related miscellany. It’s a gigantic goddamn conundrum that will baffle and perplex me until the day I finally die, which cannot come soon enough.#