Let's Keep Pretending People Read!

nobodyreadsanything
You don’t even need to wait for the future, I can tell you right now without any special gadgetry: basically nobody reads anything, the few people who do read things don’t read all of it, and the two people who do read all of it are basically the ones tasked with checking for typos, so they are not actually retaining anything anyway. You might as well be lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna for all the actual comprehension and retention going on. But, you know, good luck!#