Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Sarah Palin Is 50

In some alternate universe Vice President Sarah Palin is celebrating her 50th birthday today while former Senator Barack Obama stands out on the balcony of his corporate office, takes a long drag on a cigarette and thanks the Lord God above for letting him lose the 2008 election. "I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive," he thinks as he exhales. In this universe, Sarah Palin is 50 today and Barack Obama is still stuck with his terrible job. It's funny the way things work out.


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Ralph Haygood (#13,154)

In another alternate universe, President Sarah Palin is celebrating her 50th birthday today, having ascended to the office upon the demise of her predecessor (being President can be terribly hard on an elderly man, you know). She is celebrating in an undisclosed location, presumably in order to avoid the unruly crowds protesting the American invasion of Iran that have gathered at most of her recent, increasingly infrequent public appearances, as well as the clashes with heavily armed riot police that have often followed. Speculations that the day's festivities will involve snow machines or shooting at large animals from helicopters remain unconfirmed at this time.

Alex Balk (#4)

@Ralph Haygood But Obama still gets to smoke, right?

America needs this TRUTH TELLER and Corruptocrat FIGHTER, Gov Sarah Palin, in the Oval Office – look at her record in AK ! She dismantled the *Corrupt B*stards Club* up there ….

now, does America have a Corrupt B*stards' Club in DC, operating on STEROIDS???

Send her to DC and watch the RATS squeal as they try to RUN and HIDE!

Also, I think it would be best if this NOT4SALE Proven Reformer is directing things from the WH as the IMPLOSION hits America in the future (we are ticking over toward 120% of GDP in debt = Greece territory)

she is a born Exec Officer/Manager with > 20 years of experience, her most VITAL trait being, she is NOT4SALE

that quality ALONE is the single most important one if the US Govt is to be successfully reformed and Constitutional America rescued

imagine what a POTUS could do, if they were beholden to NOBODY, no Lobbyists, no special interest groups, no big donors … a POTUS with a SINGLE ENTRY on her IOU list = "The American People"!

at the same time she is the most experienced Leader wrt Energy Issues and will also manage the EXPLOSION of American energy development

both the IMPLOSION/Reform of Govt and the EXPLOSION of American energy development must kick in at exactly the same time, if Constitutional America is
to survive and thrive again


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