Tuesday, February 11th, 2014
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I Deleted Secret

yeah seems right
Be the change you want to something in the something, right? Last night, a friend deleted Secret, the new app for… sharing secrets and I realized: oh, I could do that as well! These apps do not own me! (Yet.)

It's a fascinating experiment, and I'm curious about where it will go. But. Opening Secret was like walking onto a trading floor where a pack of goons were desperately displaying the contents of their wallets and/or underwear. It was like carrying a portal to a heinous world of male status anxiety. So much equity terror, so many tepid sexual fantasies unfulfilled. In the future, if I need someone to take a toxic dump in my phone I'll just unblock all those jerks on Twitter.

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lakonislate (#11,914)

"It was like carrying a portal to a heinous world of male status anxiety."

This portal, does it work in both directions? I'd like to use it to jump the other way, please.

Pulp (#1,885)

You clearly just wanted to show off that you had TWENTY EIGHT missed phone calls, Mr. Popular

why is the iTunes remote app under Navigation?

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

Is there any usage of GroupMe outside of South by Southwest?

So many social media apps just sitting there on the home screen, with so much room available in Dumb.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Still not charging your phone until it's in the red, I see.

riotnrrd (#840)

Whole lotta app-shaming going on here.

Meanwhile, I'm trying to get an intern to download Secret so I can see how Young Secret is different from Old Secret.

Nick Douglas (#7,095)

Wish we could trade; I'm deleting it cause it was all "love my hubby" and Sam Biddle's name strung DESU-like down the infinite scroll.

Nick Douglas (#7,095)

For a depressing weekend I tried Whisper. Do not try Whisper. It's Craigslist run by 9GAG.

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