Monday, January 27th, 2014
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Which Museum Did Your Evil Child Try To Destroy This Weekend?

And what did you do with your kids this weekend? Did you let them use an eight-figure Donald Judd as a jungle gym at the Tate?

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Debussy Fields (#9,962)

Can't front like I know the tangential relevance of this still doesn't make it appropriate, but I am still going to brag here that my wife was outta town this weekend and I took my kids, who are 5 and 3, to three museums over the weekend and nothing whatsoever was desecrated like this boo'shit!

Cut the kid some slack; he's the first person to ever actually be *interested* in that piece.

Mary Hasty@facebook (#258,920)

@nevertooyoungtolearnaboutfreud Not to be jerk about modern art, but yeah. Those are my feelings too.

Smitros (#5,315)

Don't they have child-strength Tasers?

Kevin Knox (#4,475)

The mother is wearing one of those cutesy animal hats so you just know this kid already sees her as a peer and it's not going to get any better.

Smitros (#5,315)

@Kevin Knox I wonder if she kept telling the wee one "PLEASE get off of the $10 million artwork."

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