Monday, January 13th, 2014
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Expensive Dirt Water Is The New Expensive Coffee

Soon this town will be so lousy with Liquterias that even the urine you step over will be loaded with wheatgrass.

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stuffisthings (#1,352)

When I saw the indignant tweets I read it as "Liquorteria" and I was like, that doesn't seem so bad?

@stuffisthings: Opening a nearby Liquorteria wherein one can add shots to Liquiteria smoothies sounds like a genius business plan.

Mr. B (#10,093)

That apostrophe is causing me physical pain, which I'm sure was intentional on your part, Balk.

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