Monday, January 13th, 2014

Expensive Dirt Water Is The New Expensive Coffee

Soon this town will be so lousy with Liquterias that even the urine you step over will be loaded with wheatgrass.


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stuffisthings (#1,352)

When I saw the indignant tweets I read it as "Liquorteria" and I was like, that doesn't seem so bad?

@stuffisthings: Opening a nearby Liquorteria wherein one can add shots to Liquiteria smoothies sounds like a genius business plan.

Mr. B (#10,093)

That apostrophe is causing me physical pain, which I'm sure was intentional on your part, Balk.

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