Monday, January 6th, 2014

Citi Bike Victims

"Another pal of Bloomberg's griped in a May 1 email about a Citi Bike station placed directly outside his daughter’s tony Greenwich Village co-op. The dad, whose name was redacted in the email, told the mayor that his daughter was aghast at the 39-bike station situated directly outside her apartment at 175 13th St… 'She’s not going to be happy as she loved her apt and street and might choose to sell it now at a much lower value,' the dad wrote. The email also included his daughter’s written grievances, which noted the station limited the movement of traffic and made it hard for her to tote her guitar and amp in and out of a taxi outside her building."

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stuffisthings (#1,352)

You're telling me de Blasio's been in office for five whole days and the reeducation camps haven't opened yet? What's the hang up?

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

@stuffisthings At the very minimum, I would expect choirs of Communist Youth with blood-red umbrellas like the ones over the letter "t" singing revolutionary songs at each Citi Bike station. *Sell* your apartment? Hahaha… all your apartment are belong to the people!

stuffisthings (#1,352)

@Niko Bellic clearly we should expropriate her apartment and give it to the inventor of the Citi Bike, who will die there, age 95, unrepentant for the millions of deaths his invention has caused.

ejcsanfran (#489)

"Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly…"

BadUncle (#153)

First Borough problems.

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