I can't figure out where I left my goddamn keys, but plants can both learn and remember, so which one of us is the idiot? Me, clearly.
The mail spins this as "perhaps plants can actually think," but it could also be interpreted the other way: behaviors we thought indicated intelligence don't indicate that at all, otherwise plants couldn't perform them. Or maybe plants will align themselves with skynet when the time comes, the little bastards.
Perhaps you left them behind on Rte. 10, during your futile quest for Mr. Happy.
Your keys are right next to my fucking keys, lost forever. I left them in the door and some asshole stole my keys, dammit. Had to replace my door lock, dammit. Assholes, I want my fucking keys back.
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