Bitcoins Mined With Boiling Goo In Secret Hong Kong Facility, Or Something

The secret Hong Kong facility that uses boiling goo to mine Bitcoins” is the headline. I am not sure what the story is, because the headline alone makes it clear that we now live in a world which I can no longer understand on even the most rudimentary level, so it is time for me to amble off into the fading winter sunlight. Goodbye!