“It’s almost as if dudes think, ‘Imagine what it’s like if I’m with my lady and I take it down’ — like it’s sexy. That’s what people contemplating the man bun must think.”
When I see a man bun, I see a man who thought it was a good idea to grow his hair out long, but can't be fucked to wash or condition it.
Okay. Listen to me carefully: Steven Seagal.
Why would I want to look like a samurai or a woman? Because they are both awesome and attractive! Plus regular ponytails make one look like a baby boomer. Like some sort of a Doonesbury lovin' Doobie Brother.
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