Tuesday, November 12th, 2013
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Today Is The Day We Can Get Rid Of Richard Cohen

We can do this. Today is the day. Richard Cohen is on the edge of donezo. Just a little push and the nightmare is over.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Probably just a Freudian sheet.

City_Dater (#2,500)

New GOP campaign slogan: "Not racist, just deeply troubled (by all the visible black people and gays)."

deepomega (#1,720)

Now's when the curtain gets pulled back and we finally reveal that Richard Cohen is actually a cabal of unemployed adjunct professors.

BadUncle (#153)

@deepomega Or a performance art project, like Ed Anger.

My new T-shirt is going to say "Richard Cohen thinks I'm avant-garde."

BadUncle (#153)

Say goodnight, Dick.

LondonLee (#922)

Can I trademark "Gag Richard Cohen" before it becomes a thing?

Personally I'm just sad that "Christie's tea-party problem" has nothing to do with him eating all the cucumber sandwiches.

The Future is Here (#10,633)

Can he be equally fired for using "repress" when he meant "suppress?"

@The Future is Here : "Repress" is definitely the mot juste when it comes to Mr. Cohen.

the fridge (#217,591)

People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the execrable "columns" of Richard Cohen — a white man married to a reactionary, 1960s view of race relations. (Should I mention that Cohen also has sexually harassed at least one young female coworker?) Cohen represents the cultural outlook that has been erased from parts — but not all — of America. To rational adults, Cohen's words don't sound like their country at all.

stuffisthings (#1,352)

I know a good place for him to retire, a nice conventional little town out in North Dakota.

stuffisthings (#1,352)

Whoops, turns out 2 of the 16 residents are part of an interracial couple.

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