Monday, November 4th, 2013

Henry Blodget Has A Body Count

YOU GONNA NEED THAT BATHROOM YORecently a man wrote on his blog about how he feels anxious about the presence of bathroom attendants while he is trying to pee. The man was Henry Blodget, and the restaurant was SoHo's Balthazar. Now the owner of Balthazar has fired his bathroom attendants.

Goodbye forever, Balthazar!

Photo of a delicious Balthazar meal by "Ed G."

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beef_ball (#251,783)

So glad we're creating a new group of media tyrants here, I was afraid Murdoch would be the last.

KarenUhOh (#19)

I'll put up the first fifty bucks, and a bottle of Lilac Vegetal, to start a fund to hire someone to follow Henry Blodget around to watch him pee.

Leon (#6,596)

I've beeen thinking all weekend about leaving NYC for Los Angeles, but for some reason this is the thing that has just made me realize I'm never going to abandon this dumb fucking city, I just love it too much for no sane reason.

jolie (#16)

Surely there are better ways to demonstrate that Henry Blodget is a monster than by taking a pro-bathroom attendant stance.

KenWheaton (#401)

@jolie You mean supporting a job in which a person gets meager tips in exchange for squirting soap into someone's hands after he's wiped his ass and then tries to force a breath mint or some Drakkar on him doesn't make me a populist hero?

He was worried that they would see him excreting liquid nitrogen #coldblooded

Sorry poor people, you’ll have to think of more clever ways to siphon rich people away from their money, cause Henry Blodget is finally onto you all….

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