Thursday, October 24th, 2013
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New Hats For Obama's Marines To Feature Breasts, Vagina: Paper

My eyes rolled out of my head.
"Thanks to a plan by President Obama to create a 'unisex' look for the Corps, officials are on the verge of swapping out the Marines’ iconic caps with a new hat that some have derided as so 'girly' that they would make the French blush," reports the New York Post in an EXCLUSIVE so juicy you need to bow down in awe before the crack reporting squad that blew the lid off a story the government doesn't want you to know about for their courage in speaking truth to power no matter what the consequences. The last time I checked it only took two comments in for a Post reader to use the word "pansies" in reference to the report, but that was a couple of minutes ago so I can only imagine the kind of elevated discourse that has subsequently emerged.

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stuffisthings (#1,352)

Girly enough to make the French blush? Let's compare and contrast:

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stuffisthings (#1,352)

(Probably best not to call other people effeminate when you're wearing white gloves.)

I would pay good money to see a Post reporter tell a Marine that his headgear looks "girly".

Alternate take : Actually, it does look rather French, in that it resembles the traditional kepi of the French Foreign Legion. I would also pay my above-mentioned money to see a Post reporter tell a Legionnaire that his kepi was effeminate. More, possibly.

Johnnie R (#23,844)

Or…if you RTFA that the Post "bases" its story on, the word "Obama" is never mentioned – and thus the comments to the original non-Post article never talk about Obama either. I smell retraction…oh, wait a second, it's the Post so forget about it.

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