Friday, October 25th, 2013

Even The Font Usage On The Crowd-Sourced Artisanal Hipster Trading Boat Will Annoy You

girlllllOh boy:

It’s everything that may annoy you about the new Brooklyn.

A barge from Vermont.

A crowd-sourced barge from Vermont.

Arriving in Brooklyn with produce and artisanal goods.

The goal of the Vermont Freight Sail Project is to establish “a zero-emissions food trading network that builds community.” The barge plans to leave with cocoa beans and locally roasted coffee.

They're heeeeeeeere.

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jolie (#16)

I recognize these words, but the way in which they are arranged leaves me completely baffled as to their intended meaning. Choire's included. Still though, feeling rage-y!

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

Is this what surrealist writing is?

hockeymom (#143)

Is Sponge Bob a nautical artist?

shostakobitch (#1,692)

Cargo demonstration: See all the stuff I fit in the knee-level pockets of my cargo pants? My phone, my leatherman tool, my moleskin full of poems and thoughts? It makes my pants have a lively swish when I walk. I smell weird.

Multiphasic (#411)

Because if Vermonters are excited to receive anything, it's mock-rustic goods from New York City.

BadUncle (#153)

Makes you wish there were a Trek convention nearby.

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