And Now He's Dead Cal Worthington, 1920 – 2013 by Choire Sicha September 10, 2013 This song has been torturing me my entire life. It is ten times worse than the Modell’s song. Thanks, Cal Worthington. (Noted: “His four marriages ended in divorce.”) facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Oh hi. I work here and enjoy cats and cat-related news. Read more by Choire Sicha on The Awl Primitive Tim, America's Next HeroWhat Time Is Spring Break, Four Loko?The 2015 Oscar-Nominated Live-Action Short Films, In OrderThe Silence of the BrandsAll the Exposed Men's Ankles in the February "GQ," in Order And Now He's Dead Cal Worthington Go See Cal Go See Cal Go See Cal Gotta Go To Mo's Obits the content wars Promise Kept Announcements Meet the Awl Newsletter crop chef Eat the Mango (No, Not That One) listicles without commentary English Monarch Signatures, Ranked Tell Us More How to Sell Bottled Water to Thirsty Bros the actual internet What's Happening on Ghost Twitter? Culture (and TV) Daphne and Celeste, "You and I Alone" The Concessionist I Love My Parents Yet Also May I Murder Them?