And Now He's Dead Cal Worthington, 1920 – 2013 by Choire Sicha September 10, 2013 This song has been torturing me my entire life. It is ten times worse than the Modell’s song. Thanks, Cal Worthington. (Noted: “His four marriages ended in divorce.”) facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Oh hi. I work here and enjoy cats and cat-related news. Read more by Choire Sicha on The Awl Can A Gay Wedding Even Have Pizza?Primitive Tim, America's Next HeroWhat Time Is Spring Break, Four Loko?The 2015 Oscar-Nominated Live-Action Short Films, In OrderThe Silence of the Brands And Now He's Dead Cal Worthington Go See Cal Go See Cal Go See Cal Gotta Go To Mo's Obits From The Web Schooled Teach and Frisk listicles with little commentary Synonyms for the Current Economy, Ranked surreal estate The Lease Busters long conversations Patrolling the Queer Craigslist Culture (and TV) Valet, "Nature" Guides How To Do Your Taxes the parent rap The Toys You Won't Buy Culture (and TV) Ratatat, "Cream on Chrome"