Joey Tempest Is 50

The man born Rolf Magnus Joakim Larsson turns 50 today, so let’s take a moment to reflect upon his signature achievement: this song, which Wikepedia notes “is now a ringtone in hundreds of thousands of mobile phones all over the world.” You may find the work to be a bit bombastic or overblown, but unless you have created something that has had just as much significance in the lives of so many different people, like, say, a syphilis vaccine, who are you to judge? (If you have created a syphilis vaccine, please get in touch.)