Guess What's Full Of Doody?

Are you sitting down right now? Well, have a seat, I’ll wait. Okay. Now take a deep breath. Relax. I want you to be perfectly calm. I’m about to tell you something that you will find alarming. So. Swimming pools? Full of doody. I know, I know. Why don’t you take a quick break to compose yourself and when we get back here we’ll move on to beaches.#