Thursday, July 18th, 2013

Guess What's Full Of Doody?

Are you sitting down right now? Well, have a seat, I'll wait. Okay. Now take a deep breath. Relax. I want you to be perfectly calm. I'm about to tell you something that you will find alarming. So. Swimming pools? Full of doody. I know, I know. Why don't you take a quick break to compose yourself and when we get back here we'll move on to beaches.


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Mr. B (#10,093)

I've always assumed the "Spaulding, no!" scene from Caddyshack was the whole reason that doody is The Awl's preferred term.

I just assume anywhere humans venture regularly is a shit-smeared horror show.

BadUncle (#153)

Babies are public swimming pool feces tea bags.

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