Monday, April 22nd, 2013

Kilts Good For Scotch Eggs

"Kilts, worn as they were meant to be worn, without underwear, lets our laddies swing freely in the breeze, creating, according to researcher Erwin Kompanje, the 'ideal physiological scrotal environment.' Exposed to the bracing Highland coolness, testicles will make robust sperm."

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Mr. B (#10,093)

The art of tagging Internet posts is harder to master than you think, people.

BadUncle (#153)

Robust sperm with a smokey nose, a peaty palate and a lingering, woody finish.

BadUncle (#153)

@BadUncle Insert "caber tossing" joke here.

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