Thursday, April 18th, 2013

Babies Peeing Everywhere

"With the warmer weather coming, Caribou Baby’s owner Adriane Stare — who held her bare-bottomed baby Loren atop a cloth diaper as she whispered 'sissss' to him to cue a pee during the discussion — told the group she’d soon open the center's backyard to let babies roam diaper-free outside."


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deepomega (#1,720)

A diaper is kinda like an all-white suit for a baby. Crisp. Successful.

BadUncle (#153)

If you keep your baby in a composter, sure, why not?

#56 (#56)

Free range babies. Also, this is revolting.

I'm no devotee of Freud, but in a couple of years, little Loren Stare is going to end up with a terrible middle-school nickname after his class's field trip to the zoo is prematurely ended by the incident in the snake house.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

Because of Parker’s terrible diaper rash, the Bedford-Stuyvesant lawyer-turned-Reiki healer

Auntie Maim@twitter (#178,787)

I read an article about EC and baby-aware bathroom training that said you should come up with a word or phrase to get the baby to associate with relieving himself, complete with the ridiculous and obvious examples of "sissss" and "poo-poo". I asked my husband what he thought (I thought it seemed like every baby I know is told when he's shat yet is not magically bathroom trained) and he said, "Just say, 'You takin' a fucking dump, or what?'" Now I think that every time I overhear someone crooning to his or her baby about the baby's diaper activities.

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