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Why Did The Pig Cross The River? (He Was Dead)
"Chinese authorities said they found more than 3,300 dead pigs in a river that supplies water to Shanghai, a stark illustration of China's problems with environmental pollution." On the other hand, the opportunities to make jokes are off the charts.
The problem with finding 3,300 dead pigs in a Chinese river is that a half hour later you want to find 3,300 more.
What do you call the sandy land where these swine wash ashore?
A piggy bank.
I'll believe this when pigs swim.
well pigs can be meat ;)