Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

Tabber Slammer Party Jammer

Haven't seen the Post go in on someone this hard in years. But the Bungalow 8 farewell party for Tabber Benedict, who's off to state prison for drunkenly running down a bicyclist, really gave them an opening: "'I feel terrible for Tabber because I know there’s no table service where he’s headed,' sniffed fellow socialite Justin Ross Lee. 'He’s the most pretentious person I’ve ever met.'"

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Morbo (#1,288)

When Gatsbabies go to prison, we all win.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Tabber Benedict?
Sir, that is not a real person and I claim my five pounds.

Does the Post frequently use a photo's caption to ID its subject as "POMPOUS ASS"? Because, seriously, awesome.

hockeymom (#143)

Love how his lawyer tried to blame the girlfriend for the DUI, "His girlfriend demanded he come see her in Manhattan."

BadUncle (#153)

Oh, look at the Post go all class-warfare.

Jared (#1,227)

I was a little skeptical that the Post was actually expressing some sympathy for an injured bicyclist. But the article makes it clear that dressing nice and throwing fancy parties are far worse crimes than a mere hit-and-run. So all's right with the world.

If he's not from money and his mother's name is "Sharyn" and he's from Albany and he has a permanent tan and he hangs around people with permanent tans how, exactly, is he a "preppy"?

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