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Hating Life Gives You More Of It
"A growing body of research has credited the power of positive thinking for contributing to good health and a longer, happier life. But a new study out of Germany suggests people who are pessimistic about their futures — specifically older people — may find greater life satisfaction down the road than their more optimistic peers."
You mean, like, they'll enjoy death more? Sounds reasonable.
I'm really banking on the "bitter old alcoholic" scientific model of late-stage life satisfaction.
Well, of course this came from Germany.