"Granola has traded in the bulky sweater for a little black dress."
Cheeseburger not wearing anything…just running around with her buns showing!!!!!
Dear Sirs: Thank you for bringing this to my attention. The author has created an artisinal poof postry. Crafted of time honored cliches and puns tacked together with a bewildering sense of earnestness and self importance. It has hints of twee and quirkyness with just a trucker-hat full of arch hipsterism circa late 1990's.
@Mackle And hot dog got his weiner hanging out!
Way to go, Granola. Special K just went bulimic again.
And wouldja look at Grape's Nuts?
"… chewy 'leather' made of dehydrated yogurt," it says.
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