Tuesday, February 12th, 2013
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Girl Good At Test

"The 'normal' teenager loves fake tanning, blonde highlights, manicures and getting dressed up for parties themed around her favourite reality TV show. She is the daughter of a black cab driver and dreams of one day being a performer in the West End – like Essex celebrity Denise Van Outen."
—But there is something surprising about her! Can you guess what it is?

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deepomega (#1,720)

The surprising fact is, her favorite teevee show is NCIS, demonstrating that she has the crisp mind and clarity of vision of a 55 year old woman.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Tooltip quotes over hyperlinks are my new favorite Awl feature. Thanks for keeping it servicey, guys!

HER DAD IS BLACK?

johnb78@twitter (#11,834)

@Brooklyn Battery in a US context, think "yellow cab driver" not "African-American cab driver"

oldtaku (#9,009)

Mouseover killed me. Laughing at work. Thanks, Obama!^h^h^h^h^h^hAlex!

Amasa Amos (#9,654)

After adjusting for the Flynn effect, this is even LESS surprising.

Is it that her parents' real-estate holdings are worthy of delineation in the paper of record?

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