They Eat Horses, Don't They?

As food safety authorities “try to find out how beefburgers on sale in UK and Irish Republic supermarkets became contaminated with horsemeat,” a helpful soul “has launched an online calculator – so burger fans can work out how many horses they could eat in a lifetime.” I mean, let’s be honest, you’re eating a lot worse than horse when you’re having a burger, but sure, oh no the ponies, etc.