"I'm Alright." "Danger Zone." "Footloose." Which one of these songs are you now irrationally angry with me for putting into your head? Well, your problem is actually with Mr. Kenneth Clark Loggins, who you could perhaps be a bit more charitable toward seeing as he turns 65 today. Although, frankly, a few more internal choruses of "Danger Zone" and I will be right there with you, pitchfork-wise.