Monday, January 7th, 2013
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Kenny Loggins Is 65

"I'm Alright." "Danger Zone." "Footloose." Which one of these songs are you now irrationally angry with me for putting into your head? Well, your problem is actually with Mr. Kenneth Clark Loggins, who you could perhaps be a bit more charitable toward seeing as he turns 65 today. Although, frankly, a few more internal choruses of "Danger Zone" and I will be right there with you, pitchfork-wise.

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BadUncle (#153)

Don't threaten me with your earworms. I only hear "Danger Zone" in Sterling Archer's voice, and "I'm Alright" is the diesel in Rodney Dangerfield's powered watercraft.

Leon (#6,596)

Kenny Loggins is fucking awesome.

deepomega (#1,720)

@Leon "White Dude Between Ages of 25 and 40 Loves Kenny Loggins"

RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

@deepomega That man's got some sweet moves. DON'T SLEEP ON KENNY LOGGINS

City_Dater (#2,500)

All of them, at once.
So now I have to sing "Frosty the Snowman" (while spinning in my desk chair) to drive away the Blaring Logginsworms.
My office mates send regards.

RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

DON'T FIGHT IT!

When you see that manchild in his cotton-weave shirt and his leather pants and his well-tended beard you know you want to shake your booty. You know you just do.

dado (#102)

It's all because your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll.

hockeymom (#143)

What's wrong with a dancing gopher?

RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

65 years young!

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