Are you incapable of deleting all the crap you've stored on your DVR? Here are some tips. Also, how do you manage your massive self-loathing? I mean, the crippling shame alone must make it impossible to get out of bed. Although I suppose that's a good enough excuse for your pathetic weakness when it comes to using a remote control to get rid of television shows you've saved for later. God, I rarely say this about anybody, but I'm glad I'm not you.