Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

Bird Bodysnarked

Is this Britain's chubbiest robin? Sure, why the hell not.


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This is the longest and most in-depth story, too.

Fact: American robins are so much better than foreign robins. Ours are elegant and svelte with sharp eyes and mighty wings. Theirs are decadent and fat and fragile, more lint than bird, and prone to weep.

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