Monday, November 26th, 2012

The Right Way To Eat An Animal

"Germany plans to slap a fine of up to 25,000 euros on people having sexual relations with pets, but zoophiles plan to fight the move. They say there's nothing wrong with consensual sex and that the true violations of animal rights are taking place in the farming industry."

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Something to discuss at Christmas dinner.

@NotAndersonCooper Only if your family drinks very, very heavily.

Ok, sure, if your idea of "consensual sex" with a cat involves 4 hours of scratching kitty's ears, lower back and belly in the perfect rotation, pausing only when kitty decides you need your forearm sliced lengthwise, just because.

derwood (#3,482)

talk about aggressive bottoms!

Smitros (#5,315)

Zoophiles duz haz false disjunction.

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