Here, at “Shine from Yahoo!,” you will find the most amazing use of the Internet.
It is a slideshow. It is a slideshow about cats. It lists the “10 most popular kitten names.” From whence does this data come? “We culled our records and came up with the a [sic] current list of the 10 most popular cat names.” So, did I mention it’s a slideshow? The pictures in the slideshow are just OF RANDOM CATS. Not even actual cats who have those allegedly “most popular names.” NOT EVEN CATS WHO ARE UP FOR ADOPTION OR ANYTHING. Not even very GOOD cats. Just plain cats.
The slideshow also has a number of comments.
Why bother. Let’s all go back to bed. Or light it all on fire, whichever feels right.