Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

The Internet Ended With A Cat Slideshow And No One Noticed

Here, at "Shine from Yahoo!," you will find the most amazing use of the Internet.

It is a slideshow. It is a slideshow about cats. It lists the "10 most popular kitten names." From whence does this data come? "We culled our records and came up with the a [sic] current list of the 10 most popular cat names." So, did I mention it's a slideshow? The pictures in the slideshow are just OF RANDOM CATS. Not even actual cats who have those allegedly "most popular names." NOT EVEN CATS WHO ARE UP FOR ADOPTION OR ANYTHING. Not even very GOOD cats. Just plain cats.

The slideshow also has a number of comments.

Why bother. Let's all go back to bed. Or light it all on fire, whichever feels right.

17 Comments / Post A Comment

MichelleDean (#7,041)

OK but did you see the Cat Heaven Island thing on the FuzzBeed? Because that was also good.

jfruh (#713)

Why don't I just say what we're all thinking: Cadybug is an incredibly shitty name for a cat. It's pretty much tantamount to animal abuse.

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

@jfruh In all fairness, the person that did this is called "Babygirl." Abuse begets abuse.

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

@SkinnyNerd Good catch "SkinnyNerd."

laurel (#4,035)

My cats breath smells like cat food.

sigerson (#179)

Boy, do I really really want some Quaker Real Medleys right about now. Cherry Pistachio Oatmeal, yum! #fatpeople #jesuschristAmerica-WTF?

Murgatroid (#2,904)

@sigerson Okay, so maybe it's cause I live in Canada and our oatmeal doesn't come in tubs, but since when was oatmeal sold in tubs? Do people in the States eat oatmeal out of tubs like ice cream?

deepomega (#1,720)

@Murgatroid Those tubs are, like, a cup of oatmeal. Nobody's eating a pint of it.

theheckle (#621)

Isn't this a fireable offense? Who runs these tubes? Can't someone shitcan yahoo?

sox (#652)

@theheckle The fireable offense here is how terrible of a job they did matching the faces with the names. Lucy is so much more of a Kitty, and Kitty is clearly a Charlie. Bella is…I don't know what, but definitely not a Bella.

roboloki (#1,724)

"mama cat" and "callie" should be on the list because, y'know, we're all fucking stupid.

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

Was PRWeb involved in this?

ejcsanfran (#489)

No Jaden? Pfft. Junk science.

migraineheadache (#1,866)

Maybe those password reset things where they ask your favorite pet's name are just an elaborate way of finding out the top pet names?

Meh, I'm more of a dog person anyway.

Eric Spiegelman (#3,968)

They sold ads on this page for $150,000

Forest Gump (#242,390)

The use of internet has become so pervasive that it is difficult to keep track of the content that is available on this vast platform. However, now that we could access it via different devices it is best to opt for a syncing option for better security.

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