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Moon Even Useless For Insanity-Inducement
It turns out the full moon does not actually make people crazy, which is not the same as saying that it doesn't suck, because it does. It sucks so bad. Fuck the moon.
But wasn't makes people go crazy every time it's full," like, one of your main reasons for etc.? Eh, never mind.
M-O-O-N. That spells bitter.