Monday, November 5th, 2012
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Hold The Toe

"There is no issue with the toe. The risk of freezing on the way to the bar or being attacked by a pack of wolves would be higher."
—Yes, it's the cocktail "garnished with a preserved human toe."

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shawbaby (#229,971)

Hooooooooow does that entire article not have a single picture of the toe

Smitros (#5,315)

Can it be gotten by three o'clock?

Mr. B (#10,093)

Indeed, many toes have been lost. The original toe touched roughly 725 pairs of lips before it was swallowed in the summer of 1980 by a placer miner. A replacement toe was swallowed in 1983.

EW EW EW EW FUCK

BadUncle (#153)

This is so much more awesome than leaving your body to a medical school.

hman (#53)

Balk is my Captain Dick.

deepomega (#1,720)

This puts my current favorite cocktail, The Pope's Penis, in an entirely different light.

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