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Hold The Toe
"There is no issue with the toe. The risk of freezing on the way to the bar or being attacked by a pack of wolves would be higher."
—Yes, it's the cocktail "garnished with a preserved human toe."
Hooooooooow does that entire article not have a single picture of the toe
Can it be gotten by three o'clock?
Indeed, many toes have been lost. The original toe touched roughly 725 pairs of lips before it was swallowed in the summer of 1980 by a placer miner. A replacement toe was swallowed in 1983.
EW EW EW EW FUCK
This is so much more awesome than leaving your body to a medical school.
Balk is my Captain Dick.
This puts my current favorite cocktail, The Pope's Penis, in an entirely different light.