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Happy Birthday, Joe Mantegna
Actor Joseph Anthony Mantegna, Jr., probably America's greatest interpreter of the works of David Mamet, and a man who was present at the creation of one of the early nineties' most irritating catch-phrases, turns 65 today. Also, Fat Tony.
I suppose all I had to do was read the tag PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OLDER, but I started reading and I assumed it was an AND NOW HE'S DEAD and I started to panic for some odd reason.
In other words, I'm dumb and I don't know how to read. Happy birthday, Fat Tony.