Monday, November 19th, 2012
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British Version Of Country Music Song

Okay, there's probably not gonna be a more evocative headline than this today: "Love-rat dad of nine children to eight women who headbutted ex-girlfriend in row over cheese toastie jailed for just 20 days"

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Jobless Macdonald, from Millfield, Sunderland, fathered his first child at just 15-years-old and met most of his conquests at bus stops. EE-I-EE-I-O

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Since when do men with eyebrow piercings have sex with ladies?

cherrispryte (#444)

Protip: Next time, hold off on the "love rat" story til a few more posts have run between it and the gerbilling story.

scrooge (#2,697)

Quote from founder of the Daily Mail, Harold Harmsworth (Viscount Rothermere), concerning Hitler's threat to invade Czechoslovakia in 1938: "Czechs are of no concern to Englishmen".

Let's face it, after spending 20 days in jail, that cheese toastie isn't going to taste so good anyhow.

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