Tuesday, November 20th, 2012
5

Blame Your Lack Of Cash On Your Sad Childhood

Did you have a happy adolescence? Of course you didn't. You have a brain, don't you? It didn't take you long to realize the futility and suffering of existence, did it? Well, guess what? "UK researchers say the first in-depth investigation of whether youthful happiness leads to greater wealth in later life reveals that, even allowing for other influences, happy adolescents are likely to earn more money as adults." The happy idiots win again. Life is just unrelenting gloom, isn't it? Plus you're poor.

Tags:

5 Comments / Post A Comment

Ralph Haygood (#13,154)

I suppose there may be something to this, but I note that the rich people I've known haven't seemed particularly happy.

LondonLee (#922)

We were poor, but we were happy.

Mr. B (#10,093)

So now I don't have to feel bad anymore about hating happy children? God, I hate happy children so much.

What is happiness?

cory dodt@twitter (#12,071)

I call you guys the "Sads". Sorry about that, this is totally true.

Not that sorry though, that would harsh my mood.

Post a Comment