Tuesday, November 27th, 2012
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Again With Bigfoot

"A team of scientists can verify that their 5-year long DNA study, currently under peer-review, confirms the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called 'Bigfoot' or 'Sasquatch,' living in North America. Researchers’ extensive DNA sequencing suggests that the legendary Sasquatch is a human relative that arose approximately 15,000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern Homo sapiens with an unknown primate species."

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deepomega (#1,720)

STOP. FUCKING. CHIMPS.

hershmire (#233,671)

@deepomega Is that "Stop fucking, chimps" "Stop, fucking chimps" or "Stop fucking chimps"?

deepomega (#1,720)

@hershmire Yes.

laurel (#4,035)

Please do not vindicate Aaron Sorkin.

So the world is ending by the end of the year and everybody's trying to get in next year's April Fools gags before we all die. This is going to be the best apocalypse ever!

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