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Things For Dogs To Do Before They Die
Here you will find a bucket list for dogs. I have to assume there is some related story that explains its creation, but given the subject I imagine we're all better off not knowing.
41. Rug a doggy marathon.
Unless this is an arcane Britishism, the article got all the editorial attention it deserved.
Why can't you pretend you don't hate us and post photos of dogs in costumes like all the other websites?
No spread eagle tummy rub?
@NotAndersonCooper: It's the simple things!
We British might be a nation of animal lovers but I feel strangely ashamed that this list ever reached the internet.