"Careless members of the British public have broken their mobile phones by baking them in a cake, inserting them into a cow and dropping them over the edge of a ship while recreating scenes from Titanic, it has emerged."
Does NHS cover androidectomy?
I parsed that sentence wrong and was momentarily excited that Titanic apparently contained a scene where someone bakes a cake, inserts it into a cow, and drops the cow over the edge of a ship.
Maybe it's in the DVD bonus features. There's still hope.
I once dropped my mobile cell phone on Plymouth Rock.
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