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Halloween Is Christmas For Garish, Garbagey Gruel Gourmets
"General Mills says it introduced Count Chocula and the fuchsia-colored Franken Berry in 1971, followed by Boo Berry in 1972. The three cereals feature fingernail-size corn ghouls and multicolored "spooky-fun" marshmallow bats. Count Chocula is 'chocolatey,' by its box's description, while Franken Berry boasts an artificial strawberry flavor. Boo Berry touts 'berry flavor.' Processed-food lovers who appreciate artificial colors and flavors and lots of sugar couldn't be happier."
Booberry 4 lyfe.
I just bought a 4-pack of Count Chocula for $10 off of Amazon. I've had it for breakfast for the past three days and I haven't died yet, although the roof of my mouth is kinda chopped up and I usually feel kinda nauseated afterward.
I regret nothing.