There are all sorts of questions still surrounding the storm and its aftermath, and this is certainly not the most important query, but I still can't help wondering: How are people without power masturbating now?
Through a veil of tears, as always.
As the powerless always do; to fantasies of hot soup and revenge.
Mostly with diesel generators.
Everybody is lending a hand.
@WindowSeat In times of strife we must all come together.
Would you like to come upstairs and look at my etchings?
Hugh Hefner is reading this post and weeping.
Well, most of these things are battery-operated nowadays…
Oh, wait. You mean the MEN. Who have to look at porn because they've been looking at so much porn they can't even imagine anything that isn't porn. Maybe they look at tiny images on their smartphones? I don't know how those guys do anything, really.
@City_Dater Boom. Awl just got Jezeboned.
And people snicker at my old school porn stash of 90s era Penthouse magazines. Well, who's laughing now, blueballs?
@Pop Socket I feel the same way about Scientific American.
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